Oooooooooh wee, I love me some me! I can't think of anything worth celebrating more than me, 81, T.O. I sincerely hope you agree and can attend in order to make it look like I have more friends than I actually do. Be at the guy that signs my check's ranch for my party celebrating me at 8 p.m. Don't worry if you cannot attend, just be prepared for our relationship to be irrevocably broken. Hey, I may be turning 34, but I feel just like I look: great. Ladies, look out! My boy Romo and I are gonna be on the prowl. And forget about the Sharpie incident, the only thing I'm gonna be hiding in my sock this time around is my giant schlong. Come celebrate me, won't you?
Whoa there T. Careful with that "on the prowl" stuff. I told you, I'm seeing Jessica now. But, uh, between you and me, roughly how many leggy blondes would you say will be in attendance?
Terrell,
While you may have 25 million reasons to be alive, I have but two reasons for attending your party: 1) YOU! and 2) the chance to cash in on one of your reasons for living.
Whoo doggy, I wouldn't miss this for the world. I'm gonna stick close to Romo and pick off his lady leavings. Might be a tad late, I'm having some general maintenance done to my face earlier that day, but the doc says that shouldn't be anything to worry about. Just don't ya go and make me cry or anything like that- my tear ducts are gonna be real tender!
I'm considering putting an end to this friendship. (3)
I've gotta spend some time with my boys that day- one's got a court day and the other's getting outta the clink. Ah, kids and their drugs. Anyhoo, maybe I'll stop by after, especially if there's something to entice me like, say, double fudge cake. Make it happen.
So, "the player" is having a party. Well, the last time I went to a player's party it was LT's "$400,000 crack party" in 1987. I woke up in bed next to Pepper Johnson. Never again, never again. Plus, I wouldn't come to your birthday party even if you were offering mansierres as party favors, dick.
sorry i can't make it buddy. as long as i don't trip over my own feet while mailing it, you should be receiving a gift. good thing too- if i was there in person i'd probably throw it over your head to someone else! hahaha LOL LOL LOL! of course, i will be traveling to the post office on foot so there's also a chance that i won't make it there before they close.
i'll be enjoying my appletinis elsewhere thank you very much. and it's too bad for you sir, because i also know a really fierce recipe for a spinach and mushroom quiche that you would've loved. maybe you should have been nicer to me, you poop.
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