Please join us for a day of wizardry and magic spells at the Golden Gate Park Speedway Meadows.
We'll be celebrating the black arts, comradely between fellow wizards, and of course beer. Here's how you can transform yourself into a Wizard:
1. Purchase beer (cans are best as only the most experienced or foolish wizards attempt the glass staff )
2. Arrive at the Golden Gate Park Speedway Meadows on May 9th at HIGH NOON!
3. Begin drinking beer rapidly
4. As you finish each beer, the empty will be magically attached (e.g. duck-taped) to the bottom of your staff.
5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 until your staff is as tall (or taller) than you are...
Only then will you become a full fledged Wizard of unimaginable power!
We'll be BBQ'ing so please feel free to bring your favorite cut of Orc Meat or other grill-able treats and snacks.
Also the 1st person to become a full fledge Wizard will receive an awesome prize!
IF YOU ARE STILL CONFUSED: CHECK OUT THIS LINK!!!
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