JINGLE BELLS (A.O.F. version):
Dashing through dupont
To an A.O.F. party,
Over the circle we go,
Prancing all the way;
Gays on seventeenth sing,
Drinking Amstel light,
What fun it is to go and drink
With your janky sweater on
Christmas trees, Menorahs,
Glue that shit right on!
O how fun it is to come
To our second annual one!
It was a year ago,
We thought we'd plan a sight,
So come on Saturday
And join us for the night;
The diner is the place;
Bar prizes to be had;
With some in drag and sweaters on,
To miss it you'd be mad.
Christmas trees, Menorahs,
Glue that shit right on!
O how fun it is to come
To our second annual one!
Please come join us as we celebrate the 2nd Annual Janky Christmas Sweater Festival of Lights. We will have bar tab prizes once again for the top 3 winners, shots, great performances, a HOT D.J. and even a Red Carpet @ 9pm to kick things off. So please come at the beginning and walk our runway in your couture sweater or whatever you decide to wear. We expect the sweater competition to be EVEN more fierce this year than last. So, plan on spending your evening with us as we celebrate the holidays with all of you!