Ladies and Gentlemen,
Well, it's that time of year again, it's time for another round of Bar Golf! The legendary festival of 9 irons and jagermeister thunderballs is back for round 6. For the uninitiated, we will be embarking upon an odyssey of golf-themed boozing. It'll be like the U.S. Open, the Super Bowl and the Lower Oakland Roller Derby all rolled into one... so bring your A game. Judge Smails be damned, we are going to go bar hopping John Daly style!
The rules...8 hours, 7 bars, a scorecard and a healthy bladder...we'll meander from bar to bar choosing one of several highlighted drinks from the scorecard. You receive a score based on the drink and at the end of the night, the one with the best score wins. Guys compete against guys and girls compete against girls. To score an eagle, one might have to drink a margarita with a floater, a par would require nothing more than a beer. Other rules will include special bonuses and stroke penalties (restroom breaks on odd numbered holes, dancing on tables, random hook-ups).
Don't forget...Golf paraphernalia earns bonus points!! That's right folks, plaid pants and sweater vests are actually encouraged.
Forward this on, bring anyone you want. Also, don't be intimidated by the alcohol theme. Light drinkers are welcome to join in on the fun as well.
All proceeds go to Team Justin, a non-profit organization founded to support Justin Whitehead, raise money and awareness about ALS. For more info visit www.teamjustin.com
Details...
The cost to play is $10. Additional donations are encouraged. The first bar stop is 2 hours, from 6-8PM. This will give folks plenty of time to sign up, enjoy J Black's COMPLIMENTARY fine appetizers and have a drink. The bracelet will get you discounts on designated drinks throughout the evening. And let's not forget the prizes folks, the coveted champions jacket, and of course, the Turds.
Please pay via Paypal, cash donations will be accepted on the course.
Cost: $10
Check-in: 6-8 PM, moving on to next bar promptly at 8 PM
J Blacks: Free food, scorecards and bracelets provided
Prizes: Awards Ceremony to take place at the end of the evening