Message from Host
You have been invited to spend the evening of Saturday, December 28 beginning at 7:00 PM SHARP at a presentation by multi-millionaire, philanthropist Donald Chump. The gathering will be held at “Sunward Hotel”.
Mr. Chump is a noted psychologist
with a large private practice, a part-time professor at Oakland University, a
consultant to the Central Intelligence Agency, and a consultant to businesses
on matters of efficiency (hatchet man).
Mr. Chump has written a book entitled:
MY ADVENTURES AND LOVES - BUSINESS AND PERSONAL
Everyone invited to this gala event
is purportedly mentioned in this salacious book which was written with the
utmost secrecy. In exchange for your
attendance, you will receive $20,000.00 in royalties from the publishing
company for having been mentioned. You will receive the money shortly
after you arrive at “Sunward Hotel” and may spend it as you wish.
attendance is strongly urged in order for you to protect all your tangible and
intangible interests. You may dress as you wish, but please be prepared
to solve a murder! Everyone will be
If you are a person who thinks you would enjoy a murder mystery party, please come and invite your friends! If you are not, no hard feelings. We need a minimum of 40 people and a maximum of 60 people.
Due to the subject matter this is an Adults only event!
There is a $10/person event fee will be put towards a prize pool for the top performing detectives. Please bring an appetizer and a beverage to share.
Reply to this invitation no later
than December 24. But if you RSVP, it is very important that you do arrive
no later than 7pm. We need an exact count of how many people are attending. Questions? Send Genevieve an email.